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Ugg. . Me Man!! I R Smart!!!!

for yeers igo I wuz a hi skool graduwat now i is one

sayings like this have sprung from one source.  A bad case of stupid.  There are many people in this world that are really stricken with a bad case of stupid.  

There is a gland in all of us that secretes a hormone that causes stupid behavior.  We all have it, and there is nothing that one can do about it.  Some of us have a more avtive gland than others and those people I really feel bad for, and sad to say there are stereotypes that go with this.  They are as follows:

1. Men have a more active gland than any other group as a whole

2. Many Blonds

3. City people 

4. Arkansas Squrills 

This is not to be confused with the “ditz” gland as it has a very different set of symptoms.  

Now the following individual in the video displayed has a very hyperactive stupid gland.  he does something that gives men everywhere a bad name, and that is really not fair because he has a hyperactive gland that unfortunately has resulted in brain damage.  

Enjoy! (just a note.  There is a bit of swearing so if you don’t want to hear it leave the volume muted till about 1:20 on the time)

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The New Jack Bauer Law

After seeing the suffering LA has endured with CTU and Jack Bauer at the helm, Chico California (pop. 84,396) is taking pre-emptive measures against the likes of Nina Myers and those guys from Harold & Kumar. After watching too many hours of 24, and slowly losing the ability to distinguish between reality, and make-believe they decided to pass a law to protect them from nuclear attacks as were seen in season 6 of 24.

The law in Chico is that no nuclear device shall be detonated within the city limits, and should you do so you shall receive a penalty of $500. Really?! That’s it? Who is going to collect the fine? Because last I checked a Nuclear Explosion could wipe out the entire town! POOF! Gone.

Allow me to quote a few lines of the actual city code.

“The possibility of nuclear war is a clear and present danger that threatens not only the health, safety and welfare of the citizen of the Chico community, but also their very existence” (uhh, Duh.)

“That even participation in preparation against nuclear war is inappropriate in that it lends credence to the belief that such a war is survivable when in fact it is not.”(That’s Right Chico! Just crush all hope that there is and make it illegal to even prepare.)

Chico California, Thank you. You have shown us the light, and you have shown us that it is important to make sure that we do not allow nuclear weapons in our cities, and if we find them there we should fine the bat snot out of them with 500 dollars! I am going to write my city council member today and let them know that I too want this law in my city. This will be a great thing because I am near Washington DC, and by so doing we will be protecting the politicians and what not there.

This is now illegeal to do in Chico California. Sorry Guys.

This is now illegeal to do in Chico California. Sorry Guys.

He is doing it this way. I’m not doing it at all.

“McCain and bush support a drilling plan that wont produce a drop of oil for 7 years.”

Now I am really not a supporter of either person, in fact I am still amazed that with 300 million people in the U..S(thats 00,000,000 just in case you were wonderin) this is the best two (thats 1, 2 or “II” or the number 2 with no zeros) we can come up with?  But that odd and crazy fact is material for another blog and another day.  But I digress.

Obama’s ad starts off with that line, and yet if you look at obama’s proposed plan he doesn’t plan on producing a drop say. . . ever!  I say better late then never on that one.  Sure I am all for the alternate fuels.  I am not saying that moving away from them is a bad thing.  I am not saying moving towards oil is a bad thing either.  I say, believe what you choose to believe.  However, if he is going to make that a point of argument, then one would stand to think that he is going to do it faster.  That is simply not the case.  He is all about the other stuff.  Why doesn’t he say that he is more for it than McCain is.  Oh wait he isn’t!  But you gotta slam him for something.  Will McCain do the same thing back?  I suppose he will.  Will there be more ads like this from both parties?  I hope so, cause then I can blog about more and more.  Just wait for the debates!!

So Obama, if he is going to produce it in seven years and that is a bad thing, are you going to do it faster?

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Starting With Me

This will be my first post of what I hope to many more to come and due to the nature of this blog, and what its contents are going to be, I thought that it would only be fair to start with a story of myself doing something dumb. This way people would know that we are all prone to have it happen to us. No one is immune to doing stupid things.

in May of this year I did something that will forever go down in my life as one of the most stupid things that I have ever done. Let me paint a picture here. I am in my new bedroom, and my then fiancee was out of town. She had placed some items onto the bookcase before she left. Now I had not seen what items she had placed there till this moment. I was on my way out the door to travel to New Jersey so I was kind of in a hurry but there was time for some curiosity to come in. As I walk by the bookcase I notice this bullet looking item unlike anything that I had ever seen before. You can see it here in this lovely illustration. You will notice that there are no markings on this device. Just a button that does nothing when you push it. I pick up the device and asked myself, “what the heck is this thing?” From there is was all bad.

I push the little button over and over, and no resulting anything. I then looked down the little hole in front of it, and I could see some sort of nozzle. it was at that moment that my stupidity soared. Not only was I looking down the barrel of some mystery device, but I then proceeded to hit the trigger while doing so. Upon doing this I was met a blast of what at the time seemed like nothing. However, after about 30 seconds the word nothing was replaced by another word, along with a new sensation. The new word was, MACE and the new sensation was, PAIN, and let me tel you mace hurts! Also it does not come off your face once on there. So 45 minutes later, a 20 min shower in 10 degree water, feeling a lot less smart, and a tingling face accompanied by a pepper spray taste in my mouth I was able to function and go back to life again.

So there you have it. My stupid moment. I am sure that there will be many more to come, but that is enough about me, I am going to talk about other people and their dumb things.